Saturday, May 12, 2007


Short Poems on Love

Short Poems - Love

Love the world With your heart's dreams

Serve the world With your life's promises.
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"God will love you more if you smile."
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"Law is not love, but love is law."
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Love is my only reality.
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Power devours. Love feeds.
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Power says to me,"Come here!"
Love says to me, "Let us be together, Always together."
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Power does not know What it is doing And Why it is doing.
Love knows What it is doing And Why it is doing.
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The hands of Power Are often destructive.

The hands of Love Are always creative.
Teacher's Day around the World

Teacher's Day around the world is not celebrated on the same day. In some countries, Teacher's Day is celebrated on working days. Whereas, in other countries, it is celebrated on holidays. However, the day of celebration, itself, holds no significance. What matters, is the feeling behind the celebration of Teacher's Day. Read about Teachers Day in different countries.Teacher's Day on HolidaysHere we are giving you a list of countries that celebrate Teacher's Day on holidays.ChinaThe Teachers' Day was founded at National Central University in 1931. It was adopted by the central government of Republic of China in 1932. In 1939, the day was set on August 27, Confucius's birthday. People's Republic of China government abrogated it in 1951. It was reestablished in 1985, and the day was changed to September 10. Now more and more people are trying to revert the Teachers' Day back to Confucius's birthday.IndiaIn India, Teachers' Day is celebrated on September 5, in honor of Dr Sarvepalli Radhakrishnan, the second President of India. 5th of September is his birthday. At some schools on this day, the senior students take up the responsibility of teaching as an appreciation for teachers.RussiaIn Russia Teachers' Day is on October 5th. Before 1994, this day was assigned to the first Sunday of September.USAIn the United States, Teachers' Day is a non-official holiday on the Tuesday of the first full week of May.ThailandJanuary 16 was adopted as Teachers' Day in the Thailand by a resolution of the government on November 21, 1956. The first Teachers' Day was held in 1957.IranIn Iran, Teacher's Day is celebrated on May 2. It commemorates the assassination day of Iranian professor Ayatollah Morteza Motahhari on May 2, 1980.Teacher's Day on Working DaysFollowing are some of the countries that Celebrate Teacher's Day on a working Day.TurkeyIn Turkey, Teacher's Day is celebrated on 24th of November. Kemal Atatürk dedicated November 24th to teachers. There is no holiday on this day.MalaysiaIn Malaysia, May 16th is celebrated as Teacher's Day. The day is a working day.
Ayatollah Morteza Motahhari

was an Iranian scholar, cleric, University lecturer, and politician.
Motahhari is considered among the important influences on the ideologies of the Islamic Republic, and was a co-founder of Hosseiniye Ershad and the Combatant Clergy Association (Jāme'e-ye Rowhāniyat-e Mobārez). Motahhari also was the person who formed the Council of Revolution of Iran, according to an order from Ayatollah Khomeini, who was his teacher during the Shah's reign.
Motahhari also wrote several books on Islam, Iran, and historical topics. He taught philosophy at Tehran University.
"Teachers Day" in Iran is celebrated on Ordibehesht 12 (2 May), the Persian date on which Motahhari was assassinated after leaving a late meeting at the house of Yadollah Sahabi. He was assassinated by gunshot, from a member of the Furqan Militia Group[1].
Motahhari is the father in law of Iran's top nuclear negotiator Ali Larijani. It was by Motahhari's advice that Larijani switched from Computer Science to western philosophy for graduate school.
In honor of Motahhari, a major street in Tehran was named after him shortly after the Iranian revolution in 1979. Takhte Tavoos Street was renamed Motahhari Street in honor of Mottahari. Mottahari Street connects Sohrevardi Street and Vali Asr Street, two major streets in Tehran.
Teacher's Day Jokes
There are numerous Teacher's Day jokes available. Here are some nice and funny Teachers' humour given below. Read on for Teachers Day humor.

Teacher's Day JokeOn a special Teacher's Day, a kindergarten teacher was receiving Teacher Day gifts. The Florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it and held it over her head, and said, "I bet I know what it is....some flowers." "That's right!" said the boy. "But how did you know?" "Just a wild guess," she said. The next pupil was the candy storeowner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is...a box of candy." "That's right! But how did you know?" asked the girl. "Just a lucky guess," said the teacher. The next gift was from the liquor storeowner's son. The teacher held it over her head but it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she asked. "No," the boy replied. The teacher repeated the process, touching another drop of the leakage to her tongue. "Is it champagne?" she asked. "No," the boy replied. The teacher then said, "I give up, what is it?" The boy replied, "A puppy!" I I didn't do it!A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do. "The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this ... by the way, what was it that you didn't do?" The little girl replied, "My homework." Short-Teachers-Humor:Here are some short funny teachers jokes expressing teacher's humor.Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it ? Pupil: I don't know teacher. What will you give me ? Teacher: In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia? Pupil: Holding up the telegraph lines! Why was the head teacher worried? Because there were so many rulers in the school! Teacher: I told you to stand at the end of the line?Pupil: I tried, but there was someone already there! A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy. So she said, "if you reached in your right pocket and found a nickel, and you reached in your left pocket and found another one, what would you have?" "Someone else's pants". The child comes home from his first day at school. Mother asks, "What did you learn today?" The kid replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow." The teacher is droning away in the classroom when he notices a student sleeping way up in the back row. The teacher shouts to the sleeping student's neighbor, "Hey wake that student up!" The neighbor yells back, "You put him to sleep, you wake him up!" Teacher: Johnny, you know you can't sleep in my class. Johnny: I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could
jokes
re's one thing I can say about your son.FATHER: What's that?TEACHER: With grades like these, he couldn't be cheating.

HYGIENE TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?JOSE: Don't bite any.

MOTHER: Why on earth did you swallow the money I gave you?JUNIOR: You said it was my lunch money
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TEACHER: Didn't you promise to behave?STUDENT: Yes, Sir.TEACHER: And didn't I promise to punish you if you didn't?STUDENT: Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I don't expect you to keep yours.
HAROLD: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?TEACHER: Of course not.HAROLD: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Jokes:
TEACHER: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?VINCENT: One dollar.TEACHER (sadly): You don't know your arithmetic.VINCENT (sadly): You don't know my father.
BOY: Isn't the principal a dummy!GIRL: Say, do you know who I am?BOY: No.GIRL: I'm the principal's daughter.BOY: And do you know who I am?GIRL: No.BOY: Thank goodness!

Sunday, May 6, 2007

*JOKE*
*TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that
wedidn't have ten years ago.WILLY: Me!

*TEACHER: Didn't you promise to behave?

STUDENT: Yes, Sir.

TEACHER: And didn't I promise to punish you if you didn't?STUDENT: Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I don't expect you to keep yours.

*Rasht*
I don't know that you go to Rasht or not.But it is as beautiful as a party colored rug.
There are a lot of tall trees in Rasht.They are very magnificent. The view of Rasht is as soft and elegant as damask. There are many fragrant daisies and oxeye daisies in this damaks.The light of sun alights between the branches and leaves and this view is very pretty There is also a pretty sea near Rasht.Every year many families go to this beach. Their children walk near sea and take many seashells or sit at beach and make many pretty buildings width grits of beach .The young people swim at sea or sit on the rocks and watch sunset or party colored seashells of beach.
oh,I think God is a famous artist. He is very kind.....
I think god is the best artist. He painted the earth width the most beautiful color.....
THANKS GOD FOR ALL OF THEM



((NEWTON))
Sir isaac newoton,who was born in 1642 and who died in 1727,was one of
the greatest scientists who has ever lived .we aren't going to tell you about his discoveries in today's programme.instead'we're going to tell you
a true story about theman himself.
Newton thought about so many problems he was often absent-minded.
he frequently forgot to have his meals.
One evening his friend'Dr stakely'called and asked if he could see the great scientist.the mahd told Dr Stukeley that Newton was busy and asked him if he would wait in the dining-room.Dr stakely sat at the dinning -table and waited such a long time he got very hungry.in the end he ate the chicken and put the cover back on the dish.
immediately after this'Newton appeared.He greeted his friendwarmly and then asked the maid if he could have his dinner.She told him it was on the table.
Newton uncovered the dish ansd saw the chicken bones.
'I thought I hadn't eaten'"he said'"but I see thet I have."