Half a cat

What looks like half a cat ?
The other half .
Smarty Cat
An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when all of a sudden a fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be granted three wishes."Well, now," says the old lady,

"I guess I would like to be really rich.

"*** POOF *** Her rocking chair turns to solid gold."And, gee,

I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess.

"*** POOF *** She turns into a beautiful young woman."Your third wish?" asks the fairy godmother. Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them."Ooh... Can you change him into a handsome prince?" she asks.

*** POOF *** There before her stands a young man more handsome than

anyone could possibly imagine.She stares at him, smitten.

With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch

and whispers in her ear, "Bet you're sorry you had me neutered."